Thursday Dec 12 @ 01:40pm with 30,162 notes
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
I’m no expert, but I’d say he masturbated right after chopping jalapenos.
'he' is actually a she
*whispers* girls masturbate too
Thursday Dec 12 @ 01:18pm with 42,811 notes
Her Majesty the Queen aka one time bond girl, sass queen, and a total bamf
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
Thursday Dec 12 @ 01:17pm with 38,782 notes
it’s kinda messed up that funerals cost so much like not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt
Thursday Dec 12 @ 05:40am with 143,468 notes
Saw this posted on my facebook this morning and just had to share. It continually amazes me how many people here on tumblr and elsewhere in the world continue to think the answer to racism is more racism…or that racism against white people is somehow “justified” or “doesn’t count as racism.”
Not only do white people think you’re full of shit, but so do your fellow POC.
Watch the video it is really good.
get outta here, birdie!!
Wednesday Dec 11 @ 12:14pm with 43,078 notes